CHARACTERS:
JUDGE SANDERS SAULS - Charicature of Leon County Circuit Court Judge N. Sanders Sauls with thinning white hair and a receding hairline, silver rimmed reading glasses, wearing a judge’s black robe and holding a gavel.
PAPA GORE BEAR - Charicature of Vice President Al Gore as a brown bear wearing a bright blue tie.  He wears his brown hair parted on the left, pancake makeup, thinned eyebrows and flat beige lipstick.
MAMA HARRIS BEAR - Charicature of Secretary of State Katherine Harris as a brown bear wearing red clip earrings and a long red silk scarf.  She has over the shoulder length brown hair, curled under, and severely parted to the right side, dark sharply arched eyebrows, pancake makeup, dark red lipstick, blue eye shadow, black eyeliner & fake lashes.
BABY BUSH BEAR - Charicature of Governor George W. Bush as a brown bear wearing a bright red tie.  He wears his silver wavy hair parted on the right, light makeup and a sheer peach lipstick. 
NARRATOR:  A shimmery fairy princess with her wand.

SETTING:
Open view of three bears cottage with side door opening to a flowered trail into the woods. Right stage; kitchen with wooden table, three bowls & spoons and three graduating size chairs, facing the audience.  Left stage; livingroom with three graduating size rocking chairs, a fireplace and mantle with portraits of former President George Bush, Sr., President Bill Clinton and the hopeful “U.S. Ambassador to Chad of North Africa”, Florida’s current Secretary of State, Katherine Harris.  Sixteen American Flags are on either side of the fireplace.  Upstage is the three bears bedroom loft with three graduating sized beds facing the audience with political posters over the beds.

          (The three bears walk home through the woods and see that the door is ajar.)

          (The three bears walk over to the kitchen table.)

          (The three bears gather around Judge Sanders Sauls and start yelling.)

          (Characters freeze, lights dim slightly, and the characters walk slowly down the steps, 
          through the house and into the woods.  Papa Gore Bear holds his voting ballots in the
          air and waves to the audience.   Mama Harris Bear walks with her mirror raised and
          faces it to the audience blowing them a kiss.  Baby Bush Bear walks across the stage 
          following the others and waves his hand and flag to the audience.  Judge Sanders 
           Sauls, parading after the others, stops at the kitchen table, faces the audience, 
          hammers his gavel and then raises it.  All Characters continue their parade throug
          the woods. 

Judge Sanders Sauls and the three bears went down to the Tallahassee courthouse to see who the real winner was.  Papa Gore Bear was represented by Legal Beaver David Boies.  Baby Bush Bear was represented by Legal Beaver Barry Richard.  The case was thrown out of court and sent to the Florida Supreme Court.  The Florida Supreme Court threw it out and sent it to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Mama Harris Bear flew to North Africa to be sworn in as the new U. S. Ambassador of Chad. 

Judge Sanders Sauls was made an offer by a major television network to star in his very own TV courtroom drama show, “Sanders Live!”.

Legal Beavers David Boies and Barry Richard announced their opposing candidacy for the U. S. President in 2004.

President Bill Clinton remained in office for another 4 years debating what the meaning of the word “is” is, while the U. S. Supreme Court spent their days with Papa Gore Bear and Baby Bush Bear debating who really won.

          (Lights fade on the stage.  All Characters walk back on stage, joining the Narrator in 
           front and take a final bow.  Both Papa Gore Bear and Baby Bush Bear continue to 
          Vie for who will Bow in Center State. Lights fade.  Curtain closes.)